Why Is Everyone So Excited....

That Jessica Simpson is back wearing Daisy Dukes?? I know that they are much more flattering than those mom jeans that sent everyone into a tizzy, but really?? Daisy Dukes?? And a bustierre??? With a plaid shirt?? I'm sorry, but since when did country singers in their 20's have to dress like they were in a Maxim spread about "Southern Belles" or something like that, and wear the smallest, sluttiest versions of cliched "country" clothing? Has anyone noticed that Carrie Underwood and Taylor swift are both JUST as fashionable, and often more conservative than their pop-music counterparts? To be a country star, you DON'T have to dress like your character in the Dukes of Hazzard J-Simp!!! And who is your stylist these days?? I would like to have some words with them.