Monday, March 16, 2009
Why Is Everyone So Excited....
That Jessica Simpson is back wearing Daisy Dukes?? I know that they are much more flattering than those mom jeans that sent everyone into a tizzy, but really?? Daisy Dukes?? And a bustierre??? With a plaid shirt?? I'm sorry, but since when did country singers in their 20's have to dress like they were in a Maxim spread about "Southern Belles" or something like that, and wear the smallest, sluttiest versions of cliched "country" clothing? Has anyone noticed that Carrie Underwood and Taylor swift are both JUST as fashionable, and often more conservative than their pop-music counterparts? To be a country star, you DON'T have to dress like your character in the Dukes of Hazzard J-Simp!!! And who is your stylist these days?? I would like to have some words with them.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Pineapple Express Kind of Sucked but.....
... I really really love James Franco. And this picture has convinced me even more of what Barney Stinson would describe as his "awesomeness." Anyone want to start hanging around the NYU library with me??
Why I hate Deanna Pappas
I'm not embarrassed that my list of "shows that I DVR and watch when my roommates are at work" includes "The Bachelor." So, everyone was all in a tizzy about "The Bachelor" last week, since that d-bag Jason Mesnick proposed to Melissa, dumped her, and got back together with Molly all on the finale night. While Jason is officially the asshole of the whole thing there is one person who I hold personally responsible for the whole thing, that everyone else seems to be forgetting - DEANNA!!!!! Why has no body commented on that heart-breaking, Jesse-hurting troll with THE WORST BLINKING PROBLEM I HAVE EVER SEEN, showing up, and basically telling him not to pick Molly but to pick Melissa because she regretted not picking him??!?!!? Clearly, he was going to pick Molly, and only changed his mind because that whorebag showed up and hypnotized him with her constantly blinking eyelids and faux-southern accent (all the same things that got him to propose to her in the first season)!!!!! It almost makes me want a blinking problem if you can use it to ruin your ex-boyfriends life....hmmmm.....
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